PROOF OF GOAT

A cryptographically secure method for achieving distributed consensus on the ownership of nothing in particular.

ETH MAINNET

LIVE

MINTING PROGRESS

0.0%

MINTED

AVAILABLE

3,000,000,000

MAX CAP

3,000,000,000

PER WALLET

1M POG

CONTRACT

0x2708...707e

STATUS

MINTING ACTIVE

NEXT UPDATE

30s

POG://ECONOMICS

██████████ 100% Fair launch

Democratized disappointment

░░░░░░░░░░ 0% Marketing

Natural selection will handle it

░░░░░░░░░░ 0% Team

Martyrs of meaninglessness

░░░░░░░░░░ 0% Utility

As advertised

POG://FAQ

Q: What are you proving?+

Yes.

Q: What can I do with $POG?+

Lose money in a decentralized fashion. The blockchain will remember your financial mistakes forever.

Q: What makes POG special?+

Nothing. That's the innovation. While other tokens obfuscate their meaninglessness behind complex tokenomics, POG celebrates the pure mechanics of distributed value transfer without the burden of utility.

Q: Is this a good investment?+

Proof of Goat makes no claims about value appreciation. It simply exists as an immutable record of who owns arbitrary units of a goat-themed abstraction, maintained at great computational expense.

Q: Is there a roadmap?+

The roadmap is complete. POG successfully exists as an ERC-20 token. Future developments include continuing to exist as an ERC-20 token.

POG://TEAM

A goat, three devs and a shared delusion. We're the same people who brought you nothing else.

Garef

"Lower your expectations"

Brad

"Wendy's hiring?"

Wojciech

"I'm surrounded by idiots"

POG://HOW_IT_WORKS

Acquire

Claim $POG free through the contract

1,000,000 limit per wallet

Create pools, donate to MEV bots

Question your financial decisions

[01]

Transfer

Send tokens to another address

Consume 65,000 units of gas

Update a distributed spreadsheet

Marvel at the computational complexity

[02]

Hold

Store integers in your wallet

Watch numbers remain constant

Contribute to network decentralization

Achieve nothing (with cryptographic certainty)

[03]

POG://MANIFESTO

We, the creators of POG, declare the following truths to be self-evident

I. On the Nature of Our Implementation

Proof of Goat represents a pioneering implementation of distributed ledger technology, utilizing cryptographic hash functions and elliptic curve digital signatures to achieve what is, fundamentally, a very sophisticated way of subtracting numbers from one address and adding them to another. Built on Ethereum's infrastructure, each transaction is as mathematically secure as it is economically questionable.

II. On Our Technical Achievement

The protocol leverages the Ethereum Virtual Machine—a revolutionary computer that performs calculations at roughly the speed of manually updating a ledger, but in a decentralized fashion. Through the elegant simplicity of the ERC-20 standard, we've achieved feature parity with an Excel spreadsheet, with the added innovation of requiring global consensus from a network collectively worth billions of dollars.

III. Our Declaration of Purpose

We do not apologize for creating another ERC-20 token. We celebrate it. In a world drowning in false utility, POG's complete lack of purpose is its greatest strength. When every project claims to be revolutionary, true revolution is admitting you're just numbers in a distributed database—expensive, slow, immutable numbers, but numbers nonetheless.

IV. On Innovation and Legacy

The profound innovation of POG lies in recognizing that we have created scarcity from abundance, complexity from simplicity, and expense from efficiency. Every transaction is permanently etched into Ethereum's history, ensuring future generations can marvel at the computational resources we dedicated to tracking ownership of a goat-themed abstraction. This massive infrastructure dedication represents either humanity's greatest achievement or its most elaborate practical joke—we're not entirely sure which.

Welcome to the future of finance.